Over at her own lj, feliciter takes xsmoonshine's prompt (in italics, below) and runs with it:
This is not wise, but Fu Chai has done many things that his advisors have called unwise since he became King.
"Be still, Gou Jian! How do you expect Us to capture your mouth if you keep twisting it about in that way? Move closer, and look directly at Us."
The king of Yue throws his chin up defiantly, and shifts into a more comfortable position, but does as he is told. Good, good, Fu Chai mutters, bending forward. The look of intense concentration returns to his eyes as one hand tightens its grasp and the other begins to move again -
The door bursts open with a crash. Wu Zi Xu gapes at the sight before him, followed by panicked attendants and a bemused Bo Pi.
"Majesty! Have You no concern for Your dignity and Your welfare?"
"Chancellor, we're both warmly dressed. But, haven't you made a snow-man before?"